Monday, February 27, 2006

If I were God

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I was envisioning myself as the “mighty one”, the omnipotent. And staring through the rational lens, I listed the actions I will take. Some of the actions are debatable and may be criticized as utopic, but still not implausible. Here is the result of that feeble attempt:

Reform United Nations
- Dissolve Security Council; no special treatment for G8 countries
- 2/3rd of majority required for passing referendum; all treated equally
- Formation of United Nations Forces; troops support for repressed governments
- Sanctions against human rights violation
- Formation of committees to address AIDS, war, rebellions, extremism etc.
- Monetary contributions based on % contribution to World GDP

Islamic Extremism
- Denounce insurgency; multi-lateral actions against malign governments
- Formation of United Nations Islamic Extremism Secret Services
- Diplomatic pressure on authoritarian governments to move towards democracy
- Educating masses about actual Islamism

African War
- Immediately rescind UN membership of corrupt governments; put diplomatic pressure for free elections monitored by United Nations
- Disperse UN Forces to quell rebellions in democratic countries
- Ban countries from selling weapons in Africa

African Poverty
- Formation of UN African Task Force; disbursement of funds by IMF and World Bank
- Explore formation of Africa Free Trade Zone
- Remove EU subsidies on Agriculture; use WTO to remove all tariffs on African goods and subsidies on competing goods
- Encourage corporations to invest in Africa; developed countries provide tax rewards for investment in Africa
- Raise awareness of African Issues in developed countries

Israel-Palestinian Conflict
- Formation of the Israeli Support Group (US, UK etc.) and Palestinian Support Group (Arab Countries) in United Nations
- Pressure on Hamas to accept the existence of Israel; encourage the formation of democratic government in Palestine
- Pressure on Israel to disperse the Jewish settlements in Gaza and West Bank
- Signage of peace treaty between Israel and Palestine
- Free existence of Palestine
- East Jerusalem to Israel and West Jerusalem to Palestine
- Return of Palestinian refugees to Palestine
- Any act of terrorism should result in harsh punishment by the appropriate authorities

Poverty Eradication
- Integrate One within the United Nations
- Raise economic status through concepts of “Fortune at Bottom of the Pyramid” rather through charity
- Government become loan guarantors for disbursement of loans among the impoverished population
- WTO enforces trade laws; no illegal subsidies or tariffs
- Corporations gets tax breaks for investing in the bottom of the pyramid

Oil & Energy
- Raise taxes on gasoline and electricity; encourage conservatism; tax breaks on fuel efficient cars
- Exploration of cleaner and greener fuels; more government funding
- removal of oil cartel; let oil trade in free markets
- WTO tariffs on oil based on oil consumption; the more per-capita you consume as a nation the more you pay per gallon

Global Warming
- enforcement of fuel emissions in the developing and developed world; every automobile needs to meet the requirement
- more forest plantations; conserve the existing greeneries
- encourage use of electronic resources rather than paper; ban tissue papers; explore a plastic alternative
- enforcement of pollution requirements in all countries as a membership criteria for World Trade Organization
- Economic Sanctions for not abiding by the rules

1 Comments:

Blogger Foxy Lady said...

Why not just annihilate the human race so that all other species can live happily?

It is funny how both the problems and solutions lie with humans.

8:03 AM  

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